February 2011
34 posts
trash: I love The Huffington Post and the... →
thesuccubusmanifesto:
I love The Huffington Post and the wonderful people that contribute to it. I read an awesome article on teaching young children about racism that helped reinforce beliefs I’ve been holding for a minute now. It’s funny how people think repeatedly pushing piles of shit that clearly exist under…
January 2011
44 posts
Nature is large and timeless. Go to the things that are forever, like a stone or...
– Stella Adler
likeomgreally asked: ahhhh. i got your text message but i dropped my phone in a puddle of mushy snow so i couldn't reply :/ i misss you and i want to seee you! btw, i can't believe you still even have that receipt. hoarder lol :)
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worstbestfriend:
“A look at the CGI for “Black Swan.”
This is amazing.
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I was offered the part! :)
Details later after work.
I have an audition tomorrow.
This is kind of a serious role to play too. Not too nervous for tomorrow but we will see once I get there.
If Sarah Palin were black, her daughter’s out of wedlock, “baby daddy drama”...
– If Sarah Palin Were Black (via azspot)
Just goes to show how far Palin’s whiteness can take her. Zero intellect, two high school drop-outs, an unwed teen mother, a quitter of the one major job she had. Master of hateful coded language targeting opponents as not “real Americans”. Belongs to a church...
Boss trying to make small talk at the urinals.
Boss: What's the word?
Me: What is this, Sesame Street?
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Was that a cardboard cut-out of January Jones?
So hard to tell the difference.
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This Golden Globes pre-show has the worst hosts...
When you have to put bitches in their place...
This lady walks in. It was her first time there (since I started working… I later found out she’s infamous).
Me: Hello. Who are you picking up?
Bitchface: Three.
*bitch, I said who, not how many*
Me: What are their names so I can call them for you?
*BF ignores me and begins to look for the names on the list*
BF: Why aren’t their names on there? I can’t find them....
Thank you, Mr. President.
Today I was able to seek medical attention without the thought of having to “tough it out.”
Grey's Anatomy
ohshit!
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What's the one thing you don't expect to see at...
Cock. Today I went with my sister because she wanted to try it. We get there… all the girls were flatchested and had no figure. Where we were seated the men’s bathroom door was in clear view. While eating, my sister ends up seeing some cock. Old man cock.
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